{"id":2687,"date":"2009-07-27T21:56:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T05:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2687"},"modified":"2009-07-27T21:56:57","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T05:56:57","slug":"mrs-palin-was-a-hoochie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mrs-palin-was-a-hoochie\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Palin Was a Hoochie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/C4Yexjyf4Qs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/C4Yexjyf4Qs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Back in 1995, Mrs. Palin was a real <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=hoochie\" target=\"_blank\">hoochie<\/a>, as you can see in this video. Lots of eyeliner, big hoop earrings, snapping her gum, she almost looks like a chola, and that is a huge complement.&nbsp;\u00a0 No wonder she&#8217;s such a mean-spirited bitch! Losing your youth is a hard pill to swallow.<\/p>\n<p>What I like even more about this video is Todd&#8217;s face. He appears to have some rugged pitted acne scars, which are now missing. Has anyone researched the missing acne scars??<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s time to add Todd&#8217;s Face-gate to the Babygate, Housegate and Troopergate inquiries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in 1995, Mrs. Palin was a real hoochie, as you can see in this video. Lots of eyeliner, big hoop earrings, snapping her gum, she almost looks like a chola, and that is a huge complement.&nbsp;\u00a0 No wonder she&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mrs-palin-was-a-hoochie\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[647,648,378,402],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Hl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}