{"id":270,"date":"2007-02-19T17:28:20","date_gmt":"2007-02-20T01:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/02\/19\/howard-k-stern-the-nose\/"},"modified":"2007-02-19T21:43:54","modified_gmt":"2007-02-20T05:43:54","slug":"howard-k-stern-the-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/howard-k-stern-the-nose\/","title":{"rendered":"Howard K. Stern: The Nose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"kstern-nose.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/kstern-nose.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image269\" height=\"96\" alt=\"kstern-nose.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/02\/kstern-nose.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The sight of Howard K. Stern makes me sick with rage, kind of like George W. Bush. Howard K. Stern strikes me as a venal sociopath without any redeeming qualities. Every word he says is a lie, including <em>and<\/em> and <em>the<\/em>, to&nbsp;\u00a0paraphrase Mary Mc Carthy speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lillian_Hellman\" target=\"_blank\">Lillian Hellman<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m wondering how much of my reaction to Stern is based on his nose. That nose is so offensive. It&#8217;s unbearable. If he and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.socialitelife.com\/categories\/people\/larry_birkhead\/\" target=\"_blank\">Larry Birkhead<\/a> switched noses, I might feel differently. I&#8217;ll never know, unless someone is nice enough to photoshop them for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sight of Howard K. Stern makes me sick with rage, kind of like George W. Bush. Howard K. Stern strikes me as a venal sociopath without any redeeming qualities. Every word he says is a lie, including and and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/howard-k-stern-the-nose\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-4m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}