{"id":2703,"date":"2009-07-28T23:12:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T07:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2703"},"modified":"2009-07-28T23:12:39","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T07:12:39","slug":"is-this-hideous-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/is-this-hideous-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"Is This Hideous Enough?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2704\" title=\"monstrous-haute-hippy-vest\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"monstrous-haute-hippy-vest\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2705\" title=\"monstrous-haute-hippy-vest2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest2-225x300.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"monstrous-haute-hippy-vest2\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/monstrous-haute-hippy-vest2.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have to say that this fur vest actually scared the shit out of me.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the <strong>Haute Hippie Mongolian Vest<\/strong>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saksfifthavenue.com\/main\/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=282574492670983&amp;PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446234996&amp;R=844925050661&amp;P_name=Haute+Hippie&amp;sid=122C50B591EE&amp;ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474399545537&amp;bmUID=1248846389183\" target=\"_blank\">$895<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 It&#8217;s &#8220;the look of the season&#8221; so steel yourself.&nbsp;\u00a0 Why would anyone want to buy this, except to scare people?<\/p>\n<p>Help me understand the buyer at Saks.&nbsp;\u00a0 She must have been thinking &#8220;This vest will appeal to ______________________ because _________________________.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to say that this fur vest actually scared the shit out of me. It&#8217;s the Haute Hippie Mongolian Vest, $895.&nbsp;\u00a0 It&#8217;s &#8220;the look of the season&#8221; so steel yourself.&nbsp;\u00a0 Why would anyone want to buy this, except to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/is-this-hideous-enough\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[274,644],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-HB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}