{"id":2782,"date":"2009-08-04T23:04:37","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T07:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2782"},"modified":"2009-08-04T23:04:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T07:04:37","slug":"blog-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/blog-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"BLOG WARS!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every blogger wants to have readers. That’s why we’re here. Me, I want to express myself, and I like to get a response. Otherwise, I’d just keep a journal.<\/p>\n

It’s good to follow blogging etiquette. But it’s also good to break free and say whatever you want. Lucky for me, I’ve already said I’m a cunt, so I’m already out of that closet, so to speak.<\/p>\n

I’m also on record as not liking certain bloggers and types of bloggers. Most people are more circumspect in their opinions. Now, however, I smell trouble and I love it!<\/p>\n

Queen Michelle<\/strong><\/a> got lots of her readers stirred up when she implied a lack of respect for another blogger called luxirare<\/strong>. \u00a0 Naughty Queen Michelle! Now people are all huffy, but most don’t want to have to take a stand one way or the other. Even luxirare jumped in and pretended to be hurt!<\/p>\n

I CAN’T STAND luxirare and here’s why: She is too pretentious, her grammar is poor, and she features aggressive photos of singularly nauseating food. It doesn’t help that she mentions her mom’s old Chanel stuff. If your mom owned lots of Chanel, she should have taught you some manners, like don’t boast about your privileged background. (I miss my mom and I miss her crappy cheap handbags too.)<\/p>\n

Luxirare can live without me being a fan. She’s got a million sycophantic readers going “OMG you are so amaaaaaaaazing!<\/em>” and the ultimate fashion-girl accolade, “You are seriously killing it<\/em>.” As far as I’m concerned, luxirare is a moron with a high end camera. Next!<\/p>\n

Wait a minute, while I’m at it, I’m not crazy about Sea of Shoes or her vaunted Mom. If you add up what they spend on shoes, you could bail out General Motors and finance a health care program. There are too many $800 shoes going on, and nothing on their minds except for “Look at me! Can you believe me?!” \u00a0 I don’t see any accomplishment, I just hear cash registers going Ding!<\/p>\n

Now what? Do you secretly hate any blogs? Do you secretly hate me? Let’s hear from you. \u00a0 If you can’t take a stand on something as harmless as blogger aesthetics, what good are you?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"