{"id":2802,"date":"2009-08-06T00:34:15","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T08:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2802"},"modified":"2009-08-06T00:34:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T08:34:15","slug":"the-wonder-of-rachel-zoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-wonder-of-rachel-zoe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wonder of Rachel Zoe"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sometimes a person comes along and captures your attention no matter how much you think you don’t care about them. Such is the wonder of Rachel Zoe<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I thought I’d had enough of her after reading about her fight with Nicole Richie and seeing photos of her anorexic shriveled body with the attendant quote: I’m just naturally tiny!<\/p>\n

But one of my horrible newsletters invited me to click on Rachel Zoe’s new website and voila! I am hooked. How does she write like that, is my question. It’s like a whole other language! No wonder people like her! This is better than GOOP<\/a>, don’t you think? Or maybe they can’t be compared, since they are nutty in different ways, like the unhappy families in Anna Karenina<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here is what I’ve just learned from Rachel Zoe: \u00a0 Diamond studs can get a little snoozy<\/strong>. That’s right, SNOOZY, you snoozy diamond stud people. I personally have three little snoozy diamond studs in my right ear at this very moment. Luckily, I also have a little gold spike earring in the same ear, or I might feel like a complete loser. Whew! That was a close call.<\/p>\n

I can tell Rachel Zoe is going to keep me on my toes. If only she would share that fucking Restylane with me. I know I’m fixated on it, but I can feel my cheeks deflating with every passing moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"