{"id":284,"date":"2007-03-07T17:09:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T01:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/03\/07\/the-vow-breaker-booties\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T17:11:17","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T01:11:17","slug":"the-vow-breaker-booties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-vow-breaker-booties\/","title":{"rendered":"The Vow-Breaker Booties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"tashkent1.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/tashkent1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image283\" height=\"96\" alt=\"tashkent1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/tashkent1.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Within 24 hours of initiating a moratorium on shopping, I had to order these booties by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tashkentnyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tashkent<\/a>. I don&#8217;t even care if they&#8217;re comfortable, and I&#8217;ll probably never wear them. But look how cute they are!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Within 24 hours of initiating a moratorium on shopping, I had to order these booties by Tashkent. I don&#8217;t even care if they&#8217;re comfortable, and I&#8217;ll probably never wear them. But look how cute they are!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-4A","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}