{"id":2841,"date":"2009-08-09T22:49:08","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T06:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2841"},"modified":"2009-08-09T22:49:08","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T06:49:08","slug":"fun-with-t-shirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fun-with-t-shirts\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun With T-Shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/i-heart-trig-shirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2842\" title=\"i-heart-trig-shirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/i-heart-trig-shirt-300x289.jpg?resize=300%2C289\" alt=\"i-heart-trig-shirt\" width=\"300\" height=\"289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/i-heart-trig-shirt.jpg?resize=300%2C289&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/i-heart-trig-shirt.jpg?w=403&amp;ssl=1 403w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Once I saw this fantastic t-shirt, I couldn&#8217;t resist fucking around.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-just-a-cunt-tshirt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2843\" title=\"not-just-a-cunt-tshirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-just-a-cunt-tshirt-300x275.jpg?resize=300%2C275\" alt=\"not-just-a-cunt-tshirt\" width=\"300\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-just-a-cunt-tshirt.jpg?resize=300%2C275&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/not-just-a-cunt-tshirt.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can design ANYTHING at zazzle.com, even if you don&#8217;t really plan to buy or sell it.&nbsp;\u00a0 (I can already hear a heckler going, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you have a job???&#8221;)&nbsp;\u00a0 (No! Not at the moment.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once I saw this fantastic t-shirt, I couldn&#8217;t resist fucking around. You can design ANYTHING at zazzle.com, even if you don&#8217;t really plan to buy or sell it.&nbsp;\u00a0 (I can already hear a heckler going, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you have a job???&#8221;)&nbsp;\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fun-with-t-shirts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,9],"tags":[215,663,412],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-JP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}