{"id":287,"date":"2007-03-13T17:31:56","date_gmt":"2007-03-14T01:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/03\/13\/poor-marc-jacobs\/"},"modified":"2007-03-13T17:31:57","modified_gmt":"2007-03-14T01:31:57","slug":"poor-marc-jacobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/poor-marc-jacobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Marc Jacobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"louisvuitton42k.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/louisvuitton42k.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image288\" height=\"96\" alt=\"louisvuitton42k.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/louisvuitton42k.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thank god Marc Jacobs is safely in rehab! I know I&#8217;m a little late on this tragic handbag, but now that I&#8217;ve&nbsp;\u00a0 seen it, I can see it was a cry for help.&nbsp;\u00a0 Where were Marc&#8217;s friends when he designed this $42,000 bag for Louis Vuitton?&nbsp;\u00a0 Much like Britney&#8217;s, they were apparently too timid to give him the Tough Love he needed.<\/p>\n<p>God bless you, Marc, and stay strong.&nbsp;\u00a0We are rooting for you to get well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank god Marc Jacobs is safely in rehab! I know I&#8217;m a little late on this tragic handbag, but now that I&#8217;ve&nbsp;\u00a0 seen it, I can see it was a cry for help.&nbsp;\u00a0 Where were Marc&#8217;s friends when he designed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/poor-marc-jacobs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2,5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-4D","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}