{"id":2906,"date":"2009-08-15T01:09:04","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T09:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2906"},"modified":"2009-08-15T01:09:04","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T09:09:04","slug":"gypsies-tramps-and-thieves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gypsies-tramps-and-thieves\/","title":{"rendered":"Gypsies Tramps and Thieves!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/feather-bolero-cher-look-qm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2907\" title=\"feather-bolero-cher-look-qm\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/feather-bolero-cher-look-qm-224x300.jpg?resize=224%2C300\" alt=\"feather-bolero-cher-look-qm\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/feather-bolero-cher-look-qm.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/feather-bolero-cher-look-qm.jpg?w=432&amp;ssl=1 432w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Are you feeling the Cher?!<\/p>\n<p>I asked my husband to say something funny, so I could smile while modeling this feather bolero.&nbsp;\u00a0 This is the result. Unfortunately, I am not at liberty to repeat what he said to make me laugh.<\/p>\n<p>The bolero is a gift from my <a href=\"http:\/\/kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk\/my_weblog\/2009\/08\/one-hump-or-two.html\" target=\"_blank\">Queen Marie<\/a>, who also managed to find these badges somewhere:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/sister-wolf-says-badges.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2908\" title=\"sister-wolf-says-badges\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/sister-wolf-says-badges-279x300.jpg?resize=279%2C300\" alt=\"sister-wolf-says-badges\" width=\"279\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/sister-wolf-says-badges.jpg?resize=279%2C300&amp;ssl=1 279w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/sister-wolf-says-badges.jpg?w=738&amp;ssl=1 738w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 279px) 100vw, 279px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How does she do it??&nbsp;\u00a0 We are engaged in a gifting <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Folie_%C3%A0_deux\" target=\"_blank\">folie \u00c3\u00a0 deux<\/a> that has brought me more joy than I can express.&nbsp;\u00a0 A package from Queen Marie is a very special event, and I look forward to trying to outdo her in brilliance and generosity.<\/p>\n<p>The bonds we make out in cyberspace are kind of magical, aren&#8217;t they? I guess it&#8217;s because of their serendipity. It&#8217;s not <em>all<\/em> about being a cunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you feeling the Cher?! I asked my husband to say something funny, so I could smile while modeling this feather bolero.&nbsp;\u00a0 This is the result. Unfortunately, I am not at liberty to repeat what he said to make me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gypsies-tramps-and-thieves\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2,11],"tags":[673,674,106],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-KS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2906"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}