{"id":2964,"date":"2009-08-20T00:49:36","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T08:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2009-08-20T00:49:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T08:49:36","slug":"sold-out-dammit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sold-out-dammit\/","title":{"rendered":"Sold Out, Dammit"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"pucci-eagle-leather-sold-out\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Can you believe this Pucci leather one-shouldered eagle dress is already SOLD OUT<\/a> at net-a-porter ($4,900)?! \u00a0 No sooner did it appear, when POOF, sold out. Shit.<\/p>\n

I need to think that the person\/persons who bought it are the same one\/one who bought this Judith Leiber parrot, \u00a0 also SOLD OUT, duh, at $5,695.<\/p>\n

\"judith-leiber-parrot-clutch-5695\"<\/a><\/p>\n

“In this economy”, it’s still so important to show your support of wildlife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Can you believe this Pucci leather one-shouldered eagle dress is already SOLD OUT at net-a-porter ($4,900)?! \u00a0 No sooner did it appear, when POOF, sold out. Shit. I need to think that the person\/persons who bought it are the same one\/one … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[420,63,685,684],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-LO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}