{"id":2983,"date":"2009-08-21T01:45:21","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T09:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=2983"},"modified":"2009-08-21T01:45:21","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T09:45:21","slug":"again-with-the-fur-vest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/again-with-the-fur-vest\/","title":{"rendered":"Again With the Fur Vest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/golden-goose-fox2394.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2984\" title=\"golden-goose-fox2394\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/golden-goose-fox2394.jpg?resize=450%2C564\" alt=\"golden-goose-fox2394\" width=\"450\" height=\"564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/golden-goose-fox2394.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/golden-goose-fox2394.jpg?resize=239%2C300&amp;ssl=1 239w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A full year ago, I complained about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/08\/30\/the-fur-vest-your-new-must-have-item\/\" target=\"_blank\">fur vests<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 Somehow, it has reappeared as one of the It items for fall\/winter.&nbsp;\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t seen one on a real live person yet, but presumably they are selling well.&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;ve tried one on, but the hippie flashbacks were too upsetting to permit further consideration.<\/p>\n<p>The vest in this photo is by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lagarconne.com\/store\/item.htm?itemid=5135&amp;sid=324&amp;pid=136\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Golden Goose<\/strong><\/a>, the brand that brought us faux-vintage cowboy boots for $1,200.&nbsp;\u00a0 The fur is fox, but I don&#8217;t know.&nbsp;\u00a0 It looks like something I might find dead in my backyard.&nbsp;\u00a0 So here are my guidelines for choosing a fur vest:<\/p>\n<p>1. It can&#8217;t look like something your dog might drag in through the dog-door.<br \/>\n2. It can&#8217;t remind you of a Yeti.<br \/>\n3. It can&#8217;t look like a caveman costume.<br \/>\n4. It can&#8217;t look like fake fur, even if it is fake fur.<br \/>\n5. It can&#8217;t incorporate another trend, like studs or fringe.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to add your own rules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A full year ago, I complained about fur vests.&nbsp;\u00a0 Somehow, it has reappeared as one of the It items for fall\/winter.&nbsp;\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t seen one on a real live person yet, but presumably they are selling well.&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;ve tried one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/again-with-the-fur-vest\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[274,644,687],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-M7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}