<\/a><\/p>\nLet’s say your teenager acquires a huge wooden plaque adorned with enormous animal horns. And he decides, “These horns would make a great Viking hat.” Then, he goes to an army surplus store and explains why he needs a helmet. Then he borrows an electric saw from the nice new neighbors.<\/p>\n
You’re thinking, Jesus Christ, this will never work, why can’t he see that?!”<\/p>\n
The thing to do is stand back and let fate take over. They’re going to do what they’re going to do, and it might end up with a gigantic Viking helmet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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