{"id":3029,"date":"2009-08-23T22:17:13","date_gmt":"2009-08-24T06:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3029"},"modified":"2009-08-23T22:17:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T06:17:13","slug":"wendyb-not-just-a-pretty-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wendyb-not-just-a-pretty-face\/","title":{"rendered":"WendyB: Not Just a Pretty Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bigonyx-skull-ring-wb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3030\" title=\"bigonyx-skull-ring-wb\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bigonyx-skull-ring-wb.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"bigonyx-skull-ring-wb\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bigonyx-skull-ring-wb.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bigonyx-skull-ring-wb.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/a-visit-with-kristin-londgren\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wendy Brandes<\/a> hosted a dinner in L.A. for her blogger friends, and she wore this ring, one of her more spectacular designs. She even let me try it on!<\/p>\n<p>It was a lovely dinner and everyone had a great time.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the thing that surprised me most: She is not just pretty, but stunning. I nearly fell out of my chair when she arrived. She appears to be made of porcelain, or white marble. She is small but perfectly shaped. She looks brand new, like she just came out of the box. She is a sex kitten, frankly, despite her big brain.<\/p>\n<p>I nearly molested her, but since we both agreed that we don&#8217;t believe in &#8216;bisexuals,&#8217; I restrained myself.<\/p>\n<p>If you have money and taste, buy youself a piece of&nbsp;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wendy Brandes jewelery<\/a>. And try to see her in person, if you have the chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wendy Brandes hosted a dinner in L.A. for her blogger friends, and she wore this ring, one of her more spectacular designs. She even let me try it on! It was a lovely dinner and everyone had a great time. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wendyb-not-just-a-pretty-face\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12],"tags":[693,433,15],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-MR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}