{"id":303,"date":"2007-03-20T19:45:36","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T03:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/03\/20\/the-878-jeans-a-must-for-everyone\/"},"modified":"2007-03-20T19:45:36","modified_gmt":"2007-03-21T03:45:36","slug":"the-878-jeans-a-must-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-878-jeans-a-must-for-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"The $878 Jeans: A Must For Everyone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"stitches-jeans.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/stitches-jeans.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image301\" height=\"96\" alt=\"stitches-jeans.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/stitches-jeans.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"stitches2.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/stitches2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image302\" height=\"96\" alt=\"stitches2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/stitches2.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t complain that I never call your attention to something nice! I know I&#8217;m kind of negative, but that&#8217;s just how I roll. These <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluebee.com\/product_display.aspx?l=00090119020100000000&#038;p=STI01274&#038;pn=1&#038;st=255#\" target=\"_blank\">jeans<\/a> are really special. Just read the description:<\/p>\n<p><em>Stitch&#8217;s Totem Sterling Jeans<br \/>\nSKU: STI01274<br \/>\nSKU: SWTOTS48<br \/>\nThis is easily the most amazingly luxurious skinny jean we have ever encountered. Stitch&#8217;s has pulled out all the stops with their incredibly decadent details: all the buttons are hand crafted sterling silver, accented with natural tahitian black pearls. A little tomahawk is provided to remove these fabulous gems before washing. The jean itself is a beautiful skinny cut in a dark indigo wash, with its own individual serial number. This exclusive creation is a limited edition, and Blue Bee is one of the few places at which it is available!<br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00a0<br \/>\n$878.00<br \/>\n<\/em>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t complain that I never call your attention to something nice! I know I&#8217;m kind of negative, but that&#8217;s just how I roll. These jeans are really special. Just read the description: Stitch&#8217;s Totem Sterling Jeans SKU: STI01274 SKU: SWTOTS48 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-878-jeans-a-must-for-everyone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-4T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}