{"id":3053,"date":"2009-08-25T02:11:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-25T10:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3053"},"modified":"2009-08-25T02:11:59","modified_gmt":"2009-08-25T10:11:59","slug":"newest-shopbop-offering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/newest-shopbop-offering\/","title":{"rendered":"Newest Shopbop Offering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/vivane-dress-shopbop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3052\" title=\"vivane-dress-shopbop\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/vivane-dress-shopbop-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"vivane-dress-shopbop\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/vivane-dress-shopbop.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/vivane-dress-shopbop.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to wear a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/vivane-dress-twenty8twelve\/vp\/v=1\/845524441851184.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew\" target=\"_blank\">dress<\/a> that makes you look like you have a tail because &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s good to wear a dress that makes you look like you have a tail because &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[183,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Nf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}