{"id":3076,"date":"2009-08-28T02:01:43","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T10:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3076"},"modified":"2009-08-28T11:00:45","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T19:00:45","slug":"heres-what-sister-wolf-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/heres-what-sister-wolf-wants\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s What Sister Wolf Wants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/ileana-makri-safety-pins.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3077\" title=\"ileana-makri-safety-pins\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/ileana-makri-safety-pins-262x300.jpg?resize=262%2C300\" alt=\"ileana-makri-safety-pins\" width=\"262\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/ileana-makri-safety-pins.jpg?resize=262%2C300&amp;ssl=1 262w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/ileana-makri-safety-pins.jpg?w=284&amp;ssl=1 284w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my birthday, hooray for me! I would like these 18K safety pin earrings, set with black diamonds.&nbsp;\u00a0 And I feel that they are longing for me, all the way from <strong>Browns<\/strong> in London. Someone stupidly priced them at $3,000, so I&#8217;m going to be strong and live without them. For now.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what I want in lieu of the earrings. I&#8217;d like everyone to say stuff like &#8220;Happy birthday, you old bag!&#8221; and &#8220;Haha, you&#8217;re that much closer to being 60!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I would also like someone to think of a new word I can use. I just got an email from <strong>Target<\/strong>, announcing a newsletter for &#8220;frugalistas.&#8221; God, no. Recessionista is bad enough.&nbsp;\u00a0 What would be a good word for someone who complains about fashion? A Negativista?&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure someone out there could do better.&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;m a little &#8220;on my meds&#8221; right now. Help a Sister out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my birthday, hooray for me! I would like these 18K safety pin earrings, set with black diamonds.&nbsp;\u00a0 And I feel that they are longing for me, all the way from Browns in London. Someone stupidly priced them at $3,000, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/heres-what-sister-wolf-wants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[696,446,15],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-NC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}