{"id":3086,"date":"2009-08-30T00:24:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T08:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3086"},"modified":"2009-08-30T00:24:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T08:24:41","slug":"birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/birthday-cake2-09.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/birthday-cake2-09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3093\" title=\"birthday-cake2-09\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/birthday-cake2-09-265x300.jpg?resize=265%2C300\" alt=\"birthday-cake2-09\" width=\"265\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/birthday-cake2-09.jpg?resize=265%2C300&amp;ssl=1 265w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/birthday-cake2-09.jpg?w=477&amp;ssl=1 477w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/thetechteens.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Youngest Wolf<\/a> surprised me by announcing my birthday from the stage, during <a href=\"http:\/\/milesfromnashville.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">his band&#8217;s<\/a> performance at a local music festival.&nbsp;\u00a0 I was presented with this cake that he secretly made at a friend&#8217;s house.&nbsp;\u00a0 See why it&#8217;s great to have kids?<\/p>\n<p>My husband made me laugh by saying the <strong>exact same thing<\/strong> that made me laugh in that other photo! I look kind of like a horrible Alanis Morrisette here, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>Killing it in a leather jacket by somebody, t-shirt by someone else, jeans too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Youngest Wolf surprised me by announcing my birthday from the stage, during his band&#8217;s performance at a local music festival.&nbsp;\u00a0 I was presented with this cake that he secretly made at a friend&#8217;s house.&nbsp;\u00a0 See why it&#8217;s great to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/birthday\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[697,63,482],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-birthday","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}