{"id":309,"date":"2007-04-05T16:37:38","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T00:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/04\/05\/seen-one-testicle-seen-em-all\/"},"modified":"2007-04-05T16:41:38","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T00:41:38","slug":"seen-one-testicle-seen-em-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/seen-one-testicle-seen-em-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Seen One Testicle, Seen ‘Em All"},"content":{"rendered":"

I always get a cheap thrill from a weird news story. Today, I read about a man who is suing the West Los Angeles Veteran\u2019s Hospital Medical Center for removing the wrong testicle. Instead of removing a potentially cancerous testicle that was \u201catrophied and painful,\u201d the doctors removed the other one. Oops!<\/p>\n

“At first I thought it was a joke,” Houghton told the Los Angeles Times. “Then I was shocked. I told them, ‘What do I do now?'”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

I guess you would have to assume it was a joke. However, this sort of mistake happens often enough to require a universal protocol (which is evidently not fool-proof). So here<\/a> \u00a0is a list \u00a0of tips for avoiding \u2018wrong site surgery.\u2019<\/p>\n

I would also suggest a little flag that says “THIS ONE GOES!” or something similar.<\/p>\n

Doctors! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.<\/p>\n

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