{"id":3143,"date":"2009-09-07T21:14:51","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T05:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3143"},"modified":"2009-09-07T21:14:51","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T05:14:51","slug":"the-stupidest-band-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-stupidest-band-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Stupidest Band in the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/someone-kill-them.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3144\" title=\"someone-kill-them\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/someone-kill-them.jpg?resize=490%2C315\" alt=\"someone-kill-them\" width=\"490\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/someone-kill-them.jpg?w=490&amp;ssl=1 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/someone-kill-them.jpg?resize=300%2C192&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even in the midst of a crisis, I find I have not lost my ability to Hate! On a brief visit to my own home, I was privileged to catch a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VUBQk_pn_js&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\">performance<\/a> (on the David Letterman Show) by the stupidest, most awful band in the world. <strong>Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros<\/strong> left me with my mouth open in astonishment, after I finished calling them names out loud.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a sickening douche as the front-man, with a creepy horrible girl adding vocals and dancing around like a crazed village idiot. There&#8217;s an asshole wearing a bow-tie with a pink shirt, and some other annoying band-members I can&#8217;t remember too clearly.<\/p>\n<p>I double dare you to listen to the entire song. It followed me into my bedroom, where I could hear them bleating the stupid refrain over and over and over and over.<\/p>\n<p>YES! I&nbsp;\u00a0 hate, therefore I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even in the midst of a crisis, I find I have not lost my ability to Hate! On a brief visit to my own home, I was privileged to catch a performance (on the David Letterman Show) by the stupidest, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-stupidest-band-in-the-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[488,332,420],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-OH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}