{"id":3168,"date":"2009-09-15T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T05:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3168"},"modified":"2009-09-15T21:28:45","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T05:28:45","slug":"ugly-jeans-face-off-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ugly-jeans-face-off-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugly Jeans Face Off, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ryder-bf-jeans-200.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3169\" title=\"ryder-bf-jeans-200\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ryder-bf-jeans-200-228x300.jpg?resize=228%2C300\" alt=\"ryder-bf-jeans-200\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ryder-bf-jeans-200.jpg?resize=228%2C300&amp;ssl=1 228w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/ryder-bf-jeans-200.jpg?w=352&amp;ssl=1 352w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These jeans above, by <strong>Rich &amp; Skinny<\/strong>, are the Rider Boyfriend Jeans and sell for $200. They have an unflattering yoke and sag in all the wrong places. Why are they called &#8220;Rider?&#8221; Why would anyone want them?<\/p>\n<p>Even better, if better means worse, are these Boyfriend Jeans by <strong>Dsquared 2<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/dsquared2-bf-jeans-775.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3170\" title=\"dsquared2-bf-jeans-775\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/dsquared2-bf-jeans-775-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"dsquared2-bf-jeans-775\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/dsquared2-bf-jeans-775.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/dsquared2-bf-jeans-775.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These jeans sell for $775 and I think you can see where the money went. Stained with paint and grease, ripped and patched, these jeans tell the world that you are both edgy and wealthy, gullible and shameless, spoiled, dumb, trendy and very very fierce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These jeans above, by Rich &amp; Skinny, are the Rider Boyfriend Jeans and sell for $200. They have an unflattering yoke and sag in all the wrong places. Why are they called &#8220;Rider?&#8221; Why would anyone want them? Even better, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/ugly-jeans-face-off-part-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,341],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-P6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}