{"id":317,"date":"2007-04-21T19:28:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T03:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/04\/21\/sorry\/"},"modified":"2007-04-21T19:28:25","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T03:28:25","slug":"sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sorry\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I know it’s upsetting, but since I’m on the mailing list of Saudi Arabia’s conjoined twins website<\/a>, I have to report that the Cameroonian conjoined twins (Shevoboh and Pheinbom) have been successfully separated. Don’t ask me how.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know it’s upsetting, but since I’m on the mailing list of Saudi Arabia’s conjoined twins website, I have to report that the Cameroonian conjoined twins (Shevoboh and Pheinbom) have been successfully separated. Don’t ask me how.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7t44M-sorry","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}