{"id":3173,"date":"2009-09-15T21:27:22","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T05:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3173"},"modified":"2009-09-15T21:27:22","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T05:27:22","slug":"behold-my-groupie-coat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-my-groupie-coat\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold My Groupie Coat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/groupie-coat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3174\" title=\"groupie-coat\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/groupie-coat-224x300.jpg?resize=224%2C300\" alt=\"groupie-coat\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/groupie-coat.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/groupie-coat.jpg?w=512&amp;ssl=1 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This coat has been sealed in a big package, laying on my couch for nearly two weeks. My son&#8217;s accident brought my world to a halt, and I couldn&#8217;t bear the frivolity of opening a package.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I felt it was time to check out my last impulsive and misguided internet purchase, so I tore the bag off the coat and squealed happily at the sight of this giant shaggy <strong>Kate Moss<\/strong> thing from <strong>Topshop<\/strong>.&nbsp;\u00a0 I don&#8217;t have a full-length mirror, so my husband took a photo to help me see how great it looks. I may not be Carine Roitfeld but ha ha, now I can look like a Yeti too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This coat has been sealed in a big package, laying on my couch for nearly two weeks. My son&#8217;s accident brought my world to a halt, and I couldn&#8217;t bear the frivolity of opening a package. Tonight, I felt it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/behold-my-groupie-coat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[360,274],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Pb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}