{"id":3193,"date":"2009-09-20T23:31:15","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T07:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3193"},"modified":"2009-09-20T23:31:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T07:31:15","slug":"the-joy-of-midgets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-joy-of-midgets\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joy of Midgets"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Last night I attended the annual Port of Los Angeles Lobster Festival<\/strong>, drawn by the promise of a KISS tribute band composed of midgets. \u00a0 It was a warm, humid evening, and hundreds of people wandered around happily wearing stupid red lobster hats, drinking beer and enjoying the opportunity to have a blast for only $7.<\/p>\n Bikers, home-girls, dock workers, head-bangers, shirtless Samoans, old people and little kids mingled together in perfect harmony. \u00a0 When “Shorty’s Little Kiss Band<\/strong>” took the stage, it was a sight that brought pure joy to every face in the crowd. Raucous midgets in KISS make-up are the answer to everything! I didn’t recognize most of the songs but I figured out how to do the heavy metal hand sign and hollered appreciation with all my lung power.<\/p>\n From now on, I will be proselytizing that “Midgets Set You Free.” It’s the best time I’ve had in months. You can check out some other midget acts for hire over here<\/a> at Shorty’s Little People Talent agency.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night I attended the annual Port of Los Angeles Lobster Festival, drawn by the promise of a KISS tribute band composed of midgets. \u00a0 It was a warm, humid evening, and hundreds of people wandered around happily wearing stupid red … Continue reading