{"id":3249,"date":"2009-10-02T21:45:06","date_gmt":"2009-10-03T05:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3249"},"modified":"2009-10-02T23:37:58","modified_gmt":"2009-10-03T07:37:58","slug":"poor-biggie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/poor-biggie\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Biggie!"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n My leg with the broken hip is now swollen beyond recognition. It still looks like a leg, just not mine.<\/p>\n When I had trouble getting it up on the bed, I spoke to it aloud, offering encouragement. It seemed to respond. So I’ve named it Biggie<\/strong>. \u00a0 If you look at this picture of Biggie, imagine the puffiness transposed to a leg and voila, that’s what it looks like. Even my foot is fat and puffy, like the foot of an enormous baby.<\/p>\n Naturally, I have named the other leg Tupac<\/strong>. Respect. \u00a0 Here, enjoy the horror of my incision.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/a><\/p>\n There’s another smaller one a few inches down, but I don’t want anyone to accuse me of being too gory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My leg with the broken hip is now swollen beyond recognition. It still looks like a leg, just not mine. When I had trouble getting it up on the bed, I spoke to it aloud, offering encouragement. It seemed to … Continue reading