{"id":3307,"date":"2009-10-12T00:07:48","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T08:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3307"},"modified":"2009-10-12T00:07:48","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T08:07:48","slug":"the-methadone-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-methadone-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Methadone Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There is a pain-management doctor at the “hospital” who surprised us last week by announcing that he wants to put my son on methadone instead of Oxy’s.<\/p>\n

Max’s reaction was, “No, I don’t want to be addicted to methadone!” I decided to ignore Dr. Z, a tense Iranian guy who wears a Jewish skull cap. But on Friday, he came back to warn that he’ll be ordering methadone on Monday.<\/p>\n

When Max asked, “What am I supposed to do when I get out of here and I’m addicted to methadone?” Dr. Z answered: “No problem, you come to my office and I’ll write you a prescription.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Do you hear what I hear???? I hear a doctor drumming up clientele at an acute care hospital. Is this ethical?!? \u00a0 Do you think for a minute that I’m going to let this cunt fuck up my kid????<\/p>\n

I have notified the attending physician and the case manager that under no circumstances will Max accept methadone. \u00a0 We made a sign to put up over his bed that says NO METHADONE.<\/p>\n

If it’s not rabid squirrels, it’s a methadone pusher. It is fucking unbelievable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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