{"id":3343,"date":"2009-10-18T20:30:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T04:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3343"},"modified":"2009-10-20T19:46:28","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T03:46:28","slug":"your-chance-to-spend-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/your-chance-to-spend-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Chance to Spend Money!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I haven’t been able to work since August, and now there is a pile of unpaid bills. This is not a “boo hoo, poor me” thing, it’s just a fact. \u00a0 As you know, I was formerly a highly paid tabloid journalist. Now I am screwed.<\/p>\n

So! Here is the big push to raise funds. \u00a0 You can buy a fanatastic piece of Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection <\/strong> while at the same time aiding in a humanitarian effort. It’s like painting a chair for the Dying Children, ONLY BETTER.<\/p>\n

Above and below is a beautiful Chanel<\/strong> handbag from Neiman Marcus in immaculate condition. Never worn, hoarded for no good reason.<\/p>\n

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All the usual shit included: bag, box, authenticity papers. Click on the photo to enlarge it.<\/p>\n

Below, Chanel<\/strong> laquer bangle with rhinestones. It’s a wavy shape, rather than a plain circle. Perfect for any occasion, bla bla bla.<\/p>\n

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Next, and this breaks my heart, is a leather purse by the amazing Natalia Brilli<\/strong>. Softest leather with sculptured hand thingy. Big enough for lipstick and a credit card. Wonderful in every way.<\/p>\n

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If you wear a US 10 or a Euro 40, these Vivienne Westwood<\/strong> boots are both collectible and wearable if you can walk in heels. They have been in their original box under my bed since I bought them from Coggles.com.<\/p>\n

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Made in Italy, real leather, hidden platform, fierce, to die for, etc etc.<\/p>\n

Remember my Vivienne Westwood horns-tiara<\/strong>? Want to own it? Just say the word.<\/p>\n

And remember this Sharon Wauchob<\/strong> coat from Sharon Osbourne’s private sale? Size 4, never worn, duh, only hoarded. Heavy black cotton with lots of weird designer details.<\/p>\n

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Okay, so. \u00a0 If you’re interested in any of these things from the Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection <\/strong> , let me know. The bag = $600, \u00a0 bangle = $150, \u00a0 little purse = $125 SOLD, \u00a0 boots = $450, coat = $80. SOLD
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DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS unless you want me to kill you. \u00a0 “Nice stuff, I wish I had the money” would just embitter me further about my situation. Contact me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com<\/strong> or via my other email.<\/p>\n

* Notice my walker in the first photo? I could have cropped it but no, that’s how awesome I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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