{"id":339,"date":"2007-05-15T17:06:52","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T01:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/2007\/05\/15\/horrible-celebrity-baby-names\/"},"modified":"2007-05-15T17:14:08","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T01:14:08","slug":"horrible-celebrity-baby-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/horrible-celebrity-baby-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Celebrity Baby Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"baby-names.jpg\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/baby-names.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image340\" height=\"96\" alt=\"baby-names.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/baby-names.jpg?fit=640%2C96\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you heard of an actress named Moon Bloodgood? I\u2019ve just seen her name two days in a row, and I\u2019m not happy about it. I\u2019m not happy about Soliel Moon Fry either, but I\u2019d forgotten all about her until I read something about her kid, who she has saddled with the name \u201cPoet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Poet is a really, really bad name, and I\u2019m wondering if celebrities are consciously trying to outdo each other in the Stupid Name Olympics. Demi and Bruce were at the forefront of this movement, way back when they named their kids Rumor and Scout. Poor Rumor is now 18, and already a burned out coke whore, but what can you expect with a name like that? I\u2019m sure it\u2019s traumatizing.<\/p>\n<p>Once you accept \u201cApple\u201d as a name, there\u2019s not much room to be shocked, but \u201cPoet\u201d seems like the apex of awfulness, somehow. Robert Rodriguez named his kids Rocket, Rogue, Racer, Rebel, and Rhiannon. Maybe he really wanted puppies!&nbsp;\u00a0 British socialite designer Lucy Sykes has named her new baby Titus, which is slightly less stupid than his older brother\u2019s name, Heathcliff.&nbsp;\u00a0 And actress Rachel Griffiths has a kid named Banjo.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh!&nbsp;\u00a0 Remember when names like Madison and Dakota were the most sickening names around, and every SUV was full of them? Remember being annoyed by trendy grandpa names like Sam and Harry? Those were the days! It\u2019s gotten totally out of control, with no end in sight. Here are last week\u2019s top ten baby names, according to parenting.com, all of them sickening if not downright tragic.<br \/>\nBoys<br \/>\n1. Jayden<br \/>\n2. Riley<br \/>\n3. Asher<br \/>\n4. Ryan<br \/>\n5. Colm&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Girls&nbsp;\u00a0<br \/>\n1. Sanne<br \/>\n2. Abigail<br \/>\n3. Emma<br \/>\n4. Shiloh<br \/>\n5. Aurelia<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you heard of an actress named Moon Bloodgood? I\u2019ve just seen her name two days in a row, and I\u2019m not happy about it. I\u2019m not happy about Soliel Moon Fry either, but I\u2019d forgotten all about her until &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/horrible-celebrity-baby-names\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-5t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}