{"id":3390,"date":"2009-10-28T12:04:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-28T20:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3390"},"modified":"2009-10-28T12:04:35","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T20:04:35","slug":"another-girl-hates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/another-girl-hates-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Girl Hates Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

dude, don’t hate the player, HATE THE GAME. opiates feel so good. im sure you don’t hate on people who drink booze, and yet look at all the damage alcohol causes to peoples lives. on one hand you are ‘taking up bandwidth’ as you call it, with your endless bitter pap, yet you encourage (nay, harrass) people you don’t even know to ‘look at themselves’ and accuse them of being unhappy and damaged. I think in the case of bloggers who don’t walk their own talk, they SHOULD censor THEMSELVES, so we don’t have to constantly roll our eyes at their bullshit, denial or not.<\/strong><\/p>\n

First of all, why do these people call me “dude<\/strong>?” I feel like the Elephant Man! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I’m a \u00a0 female! Next, “don’t hate the player, hate the game:” Is that a lyric from a rap song? I don’t understand it. Can I hate the player AND the game if I want to?? And also too, must I hate “on” things, rather than simply hate them?<\/p>\n

Then the opiates. Jesus. Anyone who promotes the use of opiates is either hopelessly naive or contemptible. It’s like being in favor of drunk driving. The only outcome is prison or death. Anyone who persists in thinking that drug addiction is cool is in for an ugly awakening.<\/p>\n

Let’s see, what next. There’s the “endless bitter pap,” but that’s fair enough. One’s person’s pap<\/a> is another person’s epiphany.<\/p>\n

But what about the “nay?” That is a problem. Why does Ellen use the archaic form of “no” in that sentence? Is it ironic or just pretentious bad writing? English majors, speak up!<\/p>\n

In the last sentence, Ellen suggests that I don’t walk my own talk. I have searched for the meaning of this expression<\/a> and it seems to mean “practice what you preach.” Ellen, I wish you had been more specific! I do use a walker at present, so try to go easy on me. If you’re trying to say I’m a hypocrite, then yes, I’m at least as hypocritical as the next person.<\/p>\n

Finally, in her follow up comment, Ellen suggests that I’m a stupid cunt, and here I must vigorously disagree. Stupid is such a relative term, after all, and while I’m certainly stupid in my own way, I’m not nearly as stupid as Ellen. Therefore, I remain a cunt, but not a stupid cunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"