{"id":3437,"date":"2009-11-03T19:18:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T03:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3437"},"modified":"2009-11-03T19:25:56","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T03:25:56","slug":"two-shopbop-girls-and-one-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/two-shopbop-girls-and-one-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Shopbop Girls and One Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jutting-head-shopbop-girl1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3438\" title=\"jutting-head-shopbop-girl1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jutting-head-shopbop-girl1-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"jutting-head-shopbop-girl1\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jutting-head-shopbop-girl1.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/jutting-head-shopbop-girl1.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a> girl has been bothering me for ages. Why does she always have to jut her head forward like this? Who tells her to do it? Or is it her trademark or something? Waaah, make it stop!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-shopbop-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3439\" title=\"goony-bird-shopbop-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-shopbop-girl-152x300.jpg?resize=152%2C300\" alt=\"goony-bird-shopbop-girl\" width=\"152\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-shopbop-girl.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-shopbop-girl.jpg?w=254&amp;ssl=1 254w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 152px) 100vw, 152px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, this Shopbop girl really kills me. She&#8217;s just so awful! The horrible asymmetrical hairdo, the aggressive facial expression and the weird body-language. I totally hate her! Why is she there? I think of her as <strong>The Goony Bird<\/strong> <strong>Girl<\/strong> but I&#8217;m open to a new name for her if you&#8217;ve got one.<\/p>\n<p>Now! Here&#8217;s a good contest. Even though I still haven&#8217;t announced the 2 winners of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2009\/08\/08\/name-the-baby-contest\/\" target=\"_blank\">Name the Baby Contest<\/a>, I do have the prizes ready. (Say hello to Hazel <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fashionherald.org\/2009\/11\/fashion-herald-has-baby-girl-and-yells.html\">here<\/a>.)&nbsp;\u00a0 For this new contest, the prize will be the <strong>Dead Sweater<\/strong> by Lucky Jeans. It&#8217;s a size small.<\/p>\n<p>Okay:&nbsp;\u00a0 Find the Shopbop girl I would like to be if I could be a Shopbop Girl. Hint: Think &#8220;slutty.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Shopbop girl has been bothering me for ages. Why does she always have to jut her head forward like this? Who tells her to do it? Or is it her trademark or something? Waaah, make it stop! Now, this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/two-shopbop-girls-and-one-contest\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[724,2,7],"tags":[332,81,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Tr","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}