{"id":3451,"date":"2009-11-07T12:29:47","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T20:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3451"},"modified":"2009-11-07T18:56:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-08T02:56:22","slug":"the-holy-grail-or-damn-near","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-holy-grail-or-damn-near\/","title":{"rendered":"The Holy Grail or Damn Near"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tripp-cutout-pants.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3452\" title=\"tripp-cutout-pants\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tripp-cutout-pants-196x300.jpg?resize=196%2C300\" alt=\"tripp-cutout-pants\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tripp-cutout-pants.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tripp-cutout-pants.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t these jeans from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karmaloop.com\/products.aspx?ProductID=68040&amp;VendorCode=TRP\" target=\"_blank\">Karmaloop<\/a> breathtaking?!&nbsp;\u00a0 I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing cheers me up like a browse through the wonderland that is Karmaloop. Complete this sentence:<\/p>\n<p><strong>These jeans would be great for &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aren&#8217;t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?!&nbsp;\u00a0 I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes. Nothing cheers me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-holy-grail-or-damn-near\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[495,644,725],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-TF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}