{"id":3459,"date":"2009-11-08T22:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T06:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3459"},"modified":"2009-11-08T22:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T06:00:02","slug":"more-fun-with-trig-and-whoever-is-his-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-fun-with-trig-and-whoever-is-his-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"More Fun With Trig and Whoever is His Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As we all know, Mrs. Palin is not really Trig’s mother, but now the word is that even Bristol isn’t his real mom!<\/p>\n

Trig Truthers are going berserk, in the wake of Levi’s public statement that Trig isn’t Bristol’s baby. One of the foremost anti-Palin blogs, The Immoral Majority, states that the secret of Trig’s birth is EVEN WEIRDER<\/a>! If you read the comment thread there, you will discover several wonderful conspiracy theories regarding Trig’s parentage, including the following:<\/p>\n

1. Trig is the result of an affair between Levi’s mother Sherry and Todd Palin. Ooooooh! If only!
\n2. Trig is the result of an affair between Sherry and Track Palin, who was subsequently hustled off into the army.
\n3. Trig is the child of some unwed mother who was acquired by Mrs. Palin in anticipation of the VP campaign.<\/p>\n

There are plenty of other convoluted stories, many of which include the notion that Bristol was indeed pregnant but had an abortion on a trip to New York with Mrs. P. Bristol’s mysterious absence from school and her bulging belly (in dated photos) help to lend credence to this part of the story. Beyond that, the possibilities are endless.<\/p>\n

Andrew Sullivan<\/a> has been a stubborn Trig Truther since the beginning, and now he’s back on board, pointing out the discrepancies in Mrs. P’s latest version of how she learned of Trig’s Down Syndrome. \u00a0 The right wing will mock him again, but it’s great to see he’s still on the case.<\/p>\n

All I know for sure is that the story of Mrs. Palin’s wacky secret pregnancy is another one of her stupid self-serving lies, and if that bitch is Trig’s mother, I’m the Queen of Sheba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"