{"id":3485,"date":"2009-11-11T00:38:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T08:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3485"},"modified":"2009-11-11T00:38:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T08:38:15","slug":"thank-you-carine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/thank-you-carine\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank You, Carine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/gaultier-roitfeld1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3487\" title=\"gaultier-roitfeld1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/gaultier-roitfeld1.jpg?resize=361%2C526\" alt=\"gaultier-roitfeld1\" width=\"361\" height=\"526\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/gaultier-roitfeld1.jpg?w=361&amp;ssl=1 361w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/gaultier-roitfeld1.jpg?resize=205%2C300&amp;ssl=1 205w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 361px) 100vw, 361px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;re the same age, and I&#8217;m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one!<\/p>\n<p>(Nope, it&#8217;s not Halloween in this picture, it&#8217;s an art opening in NYC &#8220;curated&#8221; by her son Vladimer.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;re the same age, and I&#8217;m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one! (Nope, it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/thank-you-carine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,554],"tags":[626,528],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Ud","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3485"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}