{"id":3526,"date":"2009-11-16T21:38:06","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T05:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3526"},"modified":"2009-11-16T21:39:29","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T05:39:29","slug":"a-hatred-stoppage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-hatred-stoppage\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hatred Stoppage"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anyway, I went to check out the girl who calls herself Gala Darling<\/strong>, only to find to my horror that I couldn’t hate her!<\/p>\n

She seems like a ridiculous person, yes. She goes on and on about shit in a wordy but bland manner, and she certainly seems to love herself, a trait that normally enrages me.<\/p>\n

But her nose is too big, and that may be where I draw the line.<\/p>\n

How can you really work up a good head of hatred for someone when you feel bad about their nose? The only exception is Sarah Jessica Parker<\/strong>, who brandishes that nose around just to spite us.<\/p>\n

The big nose is such blight on the Darling girl’s life that she is trying desperately to compensate with a kooky personality and Manic Panic hair color. Her whole persona screams, “I want love and attention without having to get a nose-job!” But as we know, this won’t work. \u00a0 The nose is there, we see it! Even though Barbara Streisand <\/strong>has an amazing voice, we were bothered by her nose!<\/p>\n

I feel I have failed my faithful readers in this unforeseen hatred malfunction. I tried to hate a seemingly worthy target and yet I’m blocked. I did look at her boyfriend though, and I think I can hate him with no trouble.<\/p>\n

Let me have another chance! Suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"