{"id":3531,"date":"2009-11-17T23:24:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T07:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2009-11-17T23:24:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T07:24:39","slug":"goony-bird-helps-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/goony-bird-helps-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Goony Bird Helps Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-ruining-aw-dress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3532\" title=\"goony-bird-ruining-aw-dress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-ruining-aw-dress.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"goony-bird-ruining-aw-dress\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-ruining-aw-dress.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/goony-bird-ruining-aw-dress.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have seen this dress by <strong>Alexander Wang<\/strong> EVERYWHERE in the last few days, and even though it&#8217;s beyond my means and spoiled-by-association re <strong>Erin Wasson<\/strong>, I have coveted it. Blue sequins = heaven.<\/p>\n<p>But one look at <strong>Goony Bird<\/strong> wearing it and I&#8217;m over it! She&#8217;s ruined it for me.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Goony Bird!&nbsp;\u00a0 Go<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/drapey-stretch-sequin-dress-alexander\/vp\/v=1\/845524441856578.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=whatsnew\" target=\"_blank\"> here<\/a> for more of her distinctive posing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have seen this dress by Alexander Wang EVERYWHERE in the last few days, and even though it&#8217;s beyond my means and spoiled-by-association re Erin Wasson, I have coveted it. Blue sequins = heaven. But one look at Goony Bird &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/goony-bird-helps-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[727,83,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-UX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}