{"id":3542,"date":"2009-11-21T12:54:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T20:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3542"},"modified":"2009-11-21T12:54:19","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T20:54:19","slug":"read-mrs-palins-mind-and-win-a-prize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/read-mrs-palins-mind-and-win-a-prize\/","title":{"rendered":"Read Mrs. Palin&#8217;s Mind and Win a Prize"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/mrs-p-with-trig-as-her-prop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3541\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/mrs-p-with-trig-as-her-prop-247x300.jpg?resize=247%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/mrs-p-with-trig-as-her-prop.jpg?resize=247%2C300&amp;ssl=1 247w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/mrs-p-with-trig-as-her-prop.jpg?w=610&amp;ssl=1 610w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Palin&#8217;s tour bus arrives at Grand Rapids, MI, for her first book-signing appearance. Enlarge the picture to enjoy its full impact.<\/p>\n<p>Finish this sentence:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m carrying Trig because &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Again, I am offering the Dead Sweater to the winner. It is size small. (Honeypants won it in the Guess Which Shopbop Girl contest, but since she is busty, she gets some fabulous vintage jewelry from the <strong>Sister Wolf\u2019s Hoarded Fashion Collection&nbsp; <\/strong>)<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is the prize:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/the-dead-lucky-sweater.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3543\" title=\"the-dead-lucky-sweater\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/the-dead-lucky-sweater.jpg?resize=200%2C200\" alt=\"the-dead-lucky-sweater\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/the-dead-lucky-sweater.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/the-dead-lucky-sweater.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mrs. Palin&#8217;s tour bus arrives at Grand Rapids, MI, for her first book-signing appearance. Enlarge the picture to enjoy its full impact. Finish this sentence: &#8220;I&#8217;m carrying Trig because &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;.&#8221; Again, I am offering the Dead Sweater to the winner. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/read-mrs-palins-mind-and-win-a-prize\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[724,5,8],"tags":[378,412],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-V8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}