{"id":3549,"date":"2009-11-22T01:00:14","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T09:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3549"},"modified":"2009-11-22T01:01:48","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T09:01:48","slug":"just-admit-it-demi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/just-admit-it-demi\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Admit it, Demi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/demi-is-photo-shopped.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3550\" title=\"demi-is-photo-shopped\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/demi-is-photo-shopped-300x162.jpg?resize=300%2C162\" alt=\"demi-is-photo-shopped\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/demi-is-photo-shopped.jpg?resize=300%2C162&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/demi-is-photo-shopped.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After suggestions that her cover photo on W magazine was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/11\/17\/demi-moore-is-ralph.html\" target=\"_blank\">photoshopped<\/a>, Demi Moore has come forward to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/11\/19\/demi-moores-hip-photoshop_n_364469.html\" target=\"_blank\">deny it<\/a>. She has been very adamant that this is an un-retouched photo, even though her left hip is visibly out of line with her thigh.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, she has been blabbing about it on Twitter, where she and her husband never shut up for a minute.&nbsp;\u00a0 She&#8217;s inisting that she&#8217;s &#8220;just thin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Remember a few weeks ago, when Demi said in an interview that she&#8217; s never had plastic surgery?<\/p>\n<p>Why, Demi, why? Is it a Kaballah thing to deny the obvious? Are you hiding the truth from poor Rumer just to torment her? Do you think we forgot about your boobs for god sake?<\/p>\n<p>Demi Moore is the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ted_Bundy\" target=\"_blank\">Ted Bundy<\/a> of surgically enhanced celebrities.&nbsp;\u00a0 She&#8217;s going to deny everything to the bitter end, even when there&#8217;s nothing left of her but a puddle of botox and a pile of hair extensions.<\/p>\n<p>What is the <em>point<\/em> of Demi Moore, after all, except to represent an aging cougar with a young husband? If only she&#8217;d stayed with Bruce Willis, we would all be so much better off. Except for Bruce, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After suggestions that her cover photo on W magazine was photoshopped, Demi Moore has come forward to deny it. She has been very adamant that this is an un-retouched photo, even though her left hip is visibly out of line &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/just-admit-it-demi\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8,7],"tags":[579,728,318],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Vf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3549"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}