{"id":3616,"date":"2009-12-04T20:20:55","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T04:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3616"},"modified":"2009-12-04T20:20:55","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T04:20:55","slug":"the-saddest-shoes-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-saddest-shoes-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saddest Shoes in the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/inexplicably-ugly-zanotti-shoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3617\" title=\"inexplicably-ugly-zanotti-shoes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/inexplicably-ugly-zanotti-shoes-239x300.jpg?resize=239%2C300\" alt=\"inexplicably-ugly-zanotti-shoes\" width=\"239\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/inexplicably-ugly-zanotti-shoes.jpg?resize=239%2C300&amp;ssl=1 239w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/inexplicably-ugly-zanotti-shoes.jpg?w=336&amp;ssl=1 336w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod97260115&amp;parentId=cat000220&amp;masterId=cat000199&amp;index=0&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat000141cat000149cat000199cat000220\" target=\"_blank\">shoes<\/a> make me want to cry.&nbsp;\u00a0 They look like a pre-school project. Which is usually a good thing. But not when they cost $1,605.<\/p>\n<p>How long before those cheap little rhinestones start to fall off? If shoes can feel embarrassed, this one is dying inside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These shoes make me want to cry.&nbsp;\u00a0 They look like a pre-school project. Which is usually a good thing. But not when they cost $1,605. How long before those cheap little rhinestones start to fall off? If shoes can feel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-saddest-shoes-in-the-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Wk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}