{"id":3628,"date":"2009-12-08T22:43:11","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T06:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3628"},"modified":"2009-12-08T22:43:11","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T06:43:11","slug":"almost-prada-and-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/almost-prada-and-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost Prada, And Yet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boot1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3629\" title=\"obscene-boot1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boot1-196x300.jpg?resize=196%2C300\" alt=\"obscene-boot1\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boot1.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boot1.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At first glance, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karmaloop.com\/products.aspx?ProductID=80813&amp;VendorCode=JEF\" target=\"_blank\">Obscene Boot<\/a> by<strong> Jeffrey Campbell<\/strong> looks like an almost acceptable knock-off of those stupid thigh high garter boots by <strong>Prada<\/strong>. But then&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boots2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3630\" title=\"obscene-boots2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boots2-196x300.jpg?resize=196%2C300\" alt=\"obscene-boots2\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boots2.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/obscene-boots2.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>the horror of the side view! Jesus! This kind of thing could cause a cardiac arrest.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere, there&#8217;s a fashion blog with a photo of these boots and a caption saying &#8220;Love! Must have.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first glance, the Obscene Boot by Jeffrey Campbell looks like an almost acceptable knock-off of those stupid thigh high garter boots by Prada. But then&#8230;. the horror of the side view! Jesus! This kind of thing could cause a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/almost-prada-and-yet\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[614,725],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Ww","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}