{"id":3676,"date":"2009-12-17T17:27:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T01:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3676"},"modified":"2009-12-17T17:27:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T01:27:07","slug":"scary-new-items-at-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/scary-new-items-at-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary New Items at Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tribal-beat-dress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3677\" title=\"tribal-beat-dress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tribal-beat-dress.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"tribal-beat-dress\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tribal-beat-dress.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/tribal-beat-dress.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was a little taken aback this morning by this number (above,) the Tribal Beat Dress, among <strong>Shopbop<\/strong>&#8216;s new arrivals. Is this <strong>Head Jutting Girl<\/strong>? I can&#8217;t even tell! Then, by a different &#8220;Designer&#8221; but on the same unfortunate theme, there is this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zebra-romper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3678\" title=\"zebra-romper\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zebra-romper.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"zebra-romper\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zebra-romper.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zebra-romper.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Zebra Romper. Imagine entering a room wearing the Zebra Romper with the Roomy Hooker Booties! What a wonderful statement&#8230;.I would even go so far as to call it Effortlessly Chic!<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s interesting to note is that <strong>Goony Bird<\/strong> has the ability to make a simple tank top look EVEN SCARIER!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/goony-bird-in-tank-top.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3679\" title=\"goony-bird-in-tank-top\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/goony-bird-in-tank-top.jpg?resize=347%2C683\" alt=\"goony-bird-in-tank-top\" width=\"347\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/goony-bird-in-tank-top.jpg?w=347&amp;ssl=1 347w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/goony-bird-in-tank-top.jpg?resize=152%2C300&amp;ssl=1 152w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was a little taken aback this morning by this number (above,) the Tribal Beat Dress, among Shopbop&#8216;s new arrivals. Is this Head Jutting Girl? I can&#8217;t even tell! Then, by a different &#8220;Designer&#8221; but on the same unfortunate theme, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/scary-new-items-at-shopbop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[727,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Xi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3676"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}