{"id":3676,"date":"2009-12-17T17:27:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T01:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3676"},"modified":"2009-12-17T17:27:07","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T01:27:07","slug":"scary-new-items-at-shopbop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/scary-new-items-at-shopbop\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary New Items at Shopbop"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n I was a little taken aback this morning by this number (above,) the Tribal Beat Dress, among Shopbop<\/strong>‘s new arrivals. Is this Head Jutting Girl<\/strong>? I can’t even tell! Then, by a different “Designer” but on the same unfortunate theme, there is this:<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n The Zebra Romper. Imagine entering a room wearing the Zebra Romper with the Roomy Hooker Booties! What a wonderful statement….I would even go so far as to call it Effortlessly Chic!<\/p>\n What’s interesting to note is that Goony Bird<\/strong> has the ability to make a simple tank top look EVEN SCARIER!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was a little taken aback this morning by this number (above,) the Tribal Beat Dress, among Shopbop‘s new arrivals. Is this Head Jutting Girl? I can’t even tell! Then, by a different “Designer” but on the same unfortunate theme, … Continue reading