{"id":3690,"date":"2009-12-19T17:02:38","date_gmt":"2009-12-20T01:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2009-12-19T17:02:38","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T01:02:38","slug":"mrs-palin-is-smart-enough-you-splineless-elitists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mrs-palin-is-smart-enough-you-splineless-elitists\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Palin is Smart Enough, You Splineless Elitists"},"content":{"rendered":"