{"id":3704,"date":"2009-12-22T01:33:54","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T09:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3704"},"modified":"2009-12-22T01:33:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T09:33:54","slug":"facebook-is-wack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/facebook-is-wack\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook is Wack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zipper-docs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3705\" title=\"zipper-docs\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zipper-docs-276x300.jpg?resize=276%2C300\" alt=\"zipper-docs\" width=\"276\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zipper-docs.jpg?resize=276%2C300&amp;ssl=1 276w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/zipper-docs.jpg?w=369&amp;ssl=1 369w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 276px) 100vw, 276px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m an addict and an idiot, I&#8217;ve spent hours tonight staring like a zombie at crap online. I checked out these pointy-tied Dr. Martens and thought, Eh, they won&#8217;t fit and I&#8217;ll just have to send them back.<\/p>\n<p>Later, I went to Facebook and to my horror, there was an ad for these Docs right there on my profile page! What the fuck is up with that??<\/p>\n<p>Does Facebook know everything I do? How can Facebook stand me, if It knows what a stupid idiot I am? And how can I stand Facebook for getting all up in my business?<\/p>\n<p>Fucking Facebook. I still can&#8217;t even figure out what people are supposed to do there. MySpace was great for pranks and causing trouble. Facebook? Who cares where you went for dinner! Not me.<\/p>\n<p>However, I did have a reason for going to Facebook tonight: to snag a photo of this amazing six-layer rainbow cake that my friend Rose made. Ooooh!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roses-rainbow-cake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3706\" title=\"roses-rainbow-cake\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roses-rainbow-cake-228x300.jpg?resize=228%2C300\" alt=\"roses-rainbow-cake\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roses-rainbow-cake.jpg?resize=228%2C300&amp;ssl=1 228w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roses-rainbow-cake.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Friendship and cake are blessings to cherish. Ice cream, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m an addict and an idiot, I&#8217;ve spent hours tonight staring like a zombie at crap online. I checked out these pointy-tied Dr. Martens and thought, Eh, they won&#8217;t fit and I&#8217;ll just have to send them back. Later, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/facebook-is-wack\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,7],"tags":[360,736,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-XK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}