{"id":3743,"date":"2009-12-24T23:01:06","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T07:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3743"},"modified":"2009-12-24T23:01:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T07:01:54","slug":"again-with-the-lesbian-stick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/again-with-the-lesbian-stick\/","title":{"rendered":"Again With the Lesbian Stick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lesbian-collage-thanks-max.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3742\" title=\"lesbian-collage-thanks-max\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lesbian-collage-thanks-max-300x253.jpg?resize=300%2C253\" alt=\"lesbian-collage-thanks-max\" width=\"300\" height=\"253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lesbian-collage-thanks-max.jpg?resize=300%2C253&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lesbian-collage-thanks-max.jpg?resize=1024%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lesbian-collage-thanks-max.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/lesbian-collage-thanks-max.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an official tradition*; every year at this time, I have to post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/12\/24\/the-lesbian-stick-a-christmas-story\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Story of the Lesbian Stick<\/a>.&nbsp;\u00a0 If it doesn&#8217;t bring a tear to your eye, then you know nothing of lesbians or the Spirit of Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>Love and Blessings, SW<\/p>\n<p>*p.s. This is for Ann xoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s an official tradition*; every year at this time, I have to post The Story of the Lesbian Stick.&nbsp;\u00a0 If it doesn&#8217;t bring a tear to your eye, then you know nothing of lesbians or the Spirit of Christmas. Love &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/again-with-the-lesbian-stick\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,11,554],"tags":[443,455],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Yn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}