{"id":3751,"date":"2009-12-26T22:01:01","date_gmt":"2009-12-27T06:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3751"},"modified":"2009-12-26T22:01:01","modified_gmt":"2009-12-27T06:01:01","slug":"out-damn-g-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/out-damn-g-spot\/","title":{"rendered":"Out, Damn G Spot!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When my friend R suddenly proclaimed herself skeptical about the G Spot during Christmas Eve dinner, I told her she was preaching to the choir. According to R, that idiot “Dr. Oz<\/strong><\/a>” was on TV trying to teach people how to locate the G Spot by using the roof of the mouth as a model of the female Area. \u00a0 (Sorry, can’t use the V<\/a> word.)<\/p>\n

So here’s my analysis of the G Spot situation, and R backs me up on this.<\/p>\n

The G Spot is a male fabulation, designed to put women back in their place after the superiority of female sexuality became common knowledge. In other words, since women have a better capacity for orgasm, lets find a way to make them feel inadequate again.<\/p>\n

Ladies, are you feeling me here? Why do we need a mysterious “Spot” that almost no one has located, when the C Spot is RIGHT THERE and works great?! I love reading about how some women feel an urge to pee when you press their G Spot, while other women experience a special “V—-al Orgasm.” \u00a0 Since that theory makes the whole deal seem kind of dubious, newer studies suggest that only SOME women have a G Spot. In that case, let me say that I personally have an H Spot, as well as Spots I through LMNOP, but I’m not going to tell you where they are, since you probably don’t have them.<\/p>\n

When I googled G Spot, I came across an piece at Ask Men<\/strong> dot com, about the Male G Spot! I was thrilled! R and I had postulated the existence of an M Spot for men….a nebulous place somewhere between the balls that had to be pressed from a certain angle to be triggered. \u00a0 How gratifying to imagine men probing desperately for a Spot that isn’t there!<\/p>\n

I was disappointed, not to mention saddened and completely grossed out, to learn from Ask Men that the Male G Spot is up their butt. THAT’S RIGHT, you heard me. Up their butt. Ask Men suggests that guys get comfortable and relaxed before attempting to locate…..oh god, I can’t go on. It’s just too tragic. Who are these dummies they write for at Ask Men? It should be called Ask Idiots. Or maybe just “Duh.com.”<\/p>\n

While I personally can accept some things on faith, other things (like the moon landing<\/a>) I’m not too sure about. The moon landing, I’d say there’s a fifty per cent chance it happened. Immaculate Conception, zero per cent. Loch Ness Monster, YES, that one I feel good about. But the G Spot is nonsense and I’m not buying it.<\/p>\n

Opinions, anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"