{"id":3766,"date":"2009-12-26T22:12:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-27T06:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3766"},"modified":"2009-12-26T22:12:34","modified_gmt":"2009-12-27T06:12:34","slug":"godawful-jeans-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/godawful-jeans-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Godawful Jeans Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3767\" title=\"sneaker-jeans1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans1.jpg?resize=295%2C450\" alt=\"sneaker-jeans1\" width=\"295\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans1.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans1.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, you thought you&#8217;d seen everything after those horrible <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2009\/11\/07\/the-holy-grail-or-damn-near\/\" target=\"_blank\">muffin-jeans<\/a>, but check out the <strong>Sneaker Jeans<\/strong>, again from our visionary friends at <strong>Karmaloop<\/strong>. Laces, grommets AND zippers!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3768\" title=\"sneaker-jeans2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans2-196x300.jpg?resize=196%2C300\" alt=\"sneaker-jeans2\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans2.jpg?resize=196%2C300&amp;ssl=1 196w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/sneaker-jeans2.jpg?w=295&amp;ssl=1 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>WHY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, you thought you&#8217;d seen everything after those horrible muffin-jeans, but check out the Sneaker Jeans, again from our visionary friends at Karmaloop. Laces, grommets AND zippers! WHY?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[626,495],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-YK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3766"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}