{"id":3787,"date":"2009-12-29T21:16:26","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T05:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3787"},"modified":"2009-12-29T21:18:37","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T05:18:37","slug":"oooh-demi-has-a-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/oooh-demi-has-a-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Oooh, Demi Has a Lawyer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/demibeforeafter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3788\" title=\"demibeforeafter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/demibeforeafter-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"demibeforeafter\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/demibeforeafter.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/demibeforeafter.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Demi Moore has a lawyer and she&#8217;s not afraid to use him. She is threatening to sue the Internet for daring to accuse her of being photoshopped on the cover of W magazine. You can read her lawyer&#8217;s letter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/12\/28\/demi-moores-lawyers.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Why does this woman get to be such an idiot?! Why doesn&#8217;t she have something better to do? Why are rich people so fucking delusional?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sick of this bitch. I&#8217;m tired of her face, her child husband and her bad movies. I&#8217;m suing her ass.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Mr Singer,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My client, Myself, is putting you on notice that unless your client, Ms. Moore, stops being a public nuisance, we will see you in court. My client has a right under the US Constitution to &#8216;the pursuit of happiness,&#8217; which cannot be conducted under the present circumstances vis a vis Ms. Moore.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My client would like an apology from Ms. Moore for the continuing abuse of her celebrity. My client asks that Ms. Moore and that idiot she married stop tweeting, and tweeting about tweeting. They both need to go away and attend to the three daughters with the awful names and disfigured faces. They need to just shut the hell up, frankly, in order to restore my client&#8217;s relative serenity.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I really believe Demi Moore owes me an apology, along with Madonna, of course, who will have to kill herself on pay-per-view to make restitution for my pain and suffering.<\/p>\n<p>Who owes <em>you<\/em> an apology?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demi Moore has a lawyer and she&#8217;s not afraid to use him. She is threatening to sue the Internet for daring to accuse her of being photoshopped on the cover of W magazine. You can read her lawyer&#8217;s letter here. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/oooh-demi-has-a-lawyer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8,7,554],"tags":[420,563,163],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-Z5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}