{"id":38,"date":"2006-03-11T19:08:44","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T03:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/archives\/2006\/03\/she-wants-revenge"},"modified":"2006-03-11T19:08:44","modified_gmt":"2006-03-12T03:08:44","slug":"she-wants-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/she-wants-revenge\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;She Wants Revenge&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re anything like me (and I know you are) you love generators. Here&#8217;s the choices I just got from a great <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elsewhere.org\/bandname\" target=\"_blank\">band-name generator<\/a>:<\/p>\n<li>Crystal Beagle<\/li>\n<li>Order Of The Damned Box<\/li>\n<li>goatlove<\/li>\n<li>The Universal Pancakes<\/li>\n<li>The Queer Noise Fondlers<\/li>\n<li>The Rich Head Problem<\/li>\n<p>All of &#8217;em better than the horrible new band names you see advertised on <a href=\"http:\/\/music.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=music&#038;MyToken=27641e8e-8e6d-4e27-a91b-05bdbaab1bcc\" target=\"_blank\">MySpace<\/a>, the stupidest of which (this week) is &#8220;Thrice.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re anything like me (and I know you are) you love generators. Here&#8217;s the choices I just got from a great band-name generator: Crystal Beagle Order Of The Damned Box goatlove The Universal Pancakes The Queer Noise Fondlers The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/she-wants-revenge\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-C","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}