{"id":3852,"date":"2010-01-07T21:45:58","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T05:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2010-01-07T21:45:58","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T05:45:58","slug":"comments-for-jane-1710","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-1710\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 1\/7\/10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Seas-Hideous-Coat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3853\" title=\"Sea's Hideous Coat\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Seas-Hideous-Coat-215x300.jpg?resize=215%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"215\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Seas-Hideous-Coat.jpg?resize=215%2C300&amp;ssl=1 215w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/Seas-Hideous-Coat.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 215px) 100vw, 215px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sea of&nbsp;\u00a0 Shoes<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.teenvogue.com\/style\/blogs\/fashion\/2010\/01\/jane-aldridge.html\" target=\"_blank\">continues<\/a> her reign of terror by designing a coat for<strong> Gryphon<\/strong>, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling in this photo. Note the awkward bell sleeves and icky attached pouch.&nbsp;\u00a0 If that&#8217;s not enough for you, Sea and Mom have SIGNED A BOOK DEAL!&nbsp;\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t that fabulous?!?<\/p>\n<p>Sea won&#8217;t publish your comments, you stupid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/PEONS\" target=\"_blank\">peons<\/a>, but you can leave them here.&nbsp;\u00a0 I&#8217;ll go first.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wow, awful coat, way to go! OMG, I heard about your book deal and asked myself, Where&#8217;s my book deal??&nbsp;\u00a0 I wish I had an angle, like millions of shoes or a weird thing with my mom! Love, SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sea of&nbsp;\u00a0 Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-1710\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,554,6],"tags":[626,477,740],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-108","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}