{"id":3894,"date":"2010-01-13T22:51:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T06:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3894"},"modified":"2010-01-13T22:51:02","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T06:51:02","slug":"mom-is-mad-at-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mom-is-mad-at-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom Is Mad At Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/mom-of-sea-high-boots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3895\" title=\"mom of sea high boots\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/mom-of-sea-high-boots-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/mom-of-sea-high-boots.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/mom-of-sea-high-boots.jpg?w=425&amp;ssl=1 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Several readers told me to go check out <strong>Mom of Shoes<\/strong>&#8216; new boots, so naturally I was curious enough to take a look. I left a nice comment but guess what? She deleted it! And not only that, she deleted another comment by someone else, who merely said she wasn&#8217;t crazy about the boots. Very, very sad.<\/p>\n<p>Why have comments if you only print the supportive ones?!? What&#8217;s the point?<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could remember my exact words! They were something like, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you worry that thigh high stiletto boots worn with fur will bring to mind hookers?&#8221; Then I added that every day, I myself have to fight off the temptation to dress like a prostitute or schoolgirl.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like I know a better way to wear thigh high boots. When I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/10\/16\/madonna-finally-delivers\/\" target=\"_blank\">posted<\/a> this photo back in October of 2008, a reader told me I looked like a drag queen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/my-big-biker-boots2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3896\" title=\"my-big-biker-boots2\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/my-big-biker-boots2-211x300.jpg?resize=211%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"211\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/my-big-biker-boots2.jpg?resize=211%2C300&amp;ssl=1 211w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/my-big-biker-boots2.jpg?w=581&amp;ssl=1 581w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 211px) 100vw, 211px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know Mom will be reading this, so let me just say:&nbsp;\u00a0 <strong>Dear Mom, I was trying to be playful! You can dress like a hooker if you want! It&#8217;s better than looking like a drag queen, right? I hope you&#8217;re not mad about that awful bell-sleeved coat, because you&#8217;ll still make a bundle of money on it.&nbsp;\u00a0 Love, SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several readers told me to go check out Mom of Shoes&#8216; new boots, so naturally I was curious enough to take a look. I left a nice comment but guess what? She deleted it! And not only that, she deleted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mom-is-mad-at-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[94,301,65],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-10O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}