{"id":3927,"date":"2010-01-20T22:32:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T06:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3927"},"modified":"2010-01-20T22:32:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T06:32:27","slug":"explain-these-shoes-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/explain-these-shoes-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Explain These Shoes, and More"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Just tell me why we need our feet to look like hooves or camel-toes. Is it because the designer is Maison Martin Margiela<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

Can I tell you a secret? I don’t care about Martin Margiela! Or even Ann Demeulemeester<\/strong>! I’m over it. And yet, I still get a thrill from Goony Bird. She still needs to pee, evidently. Pee already, Goony Bird!<\/p>\n

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Since I can’t get too excited over fashion at the moment, I’m spending more time looking at art and photography. Here is a beautiful image by Alberto Rugolotto<\/a>. I’m calling it “La Pieta.” Click on it for maximum effect.<\/p>\n

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If I can’t buy clothes, I can at least appreciate it as modeled by good looking men.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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