{"id":3937,"date":"2010-01-22T00:17:24","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T08:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=3937"},"modified":"2010-01-22T00:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T08:20:00","slug":"comments-for-jane-1212010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-1212010\/","title":{"rendered":"Comments For Jane 1\/21\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/stupid-big-octopus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3938\" title=\"stupid big octopus\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/stupid-big-octopus-199x300.jpg?resize=199%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/stupid-big-octopus.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/stupid-big-octopus.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh god, it&#8217;s a dirty job but someone&#8217;s got to do it. Here is Sea, modeling one of the hideous new pieces of jewelry that she and Mom have recently &#8220;<em>acquired<\/em>.&#8221; Funnily enough, Sea wears the giant monstrosity with an Incredible Vintage Chanel Jacket that Mom &#8220;<em>found<\/em>&#8221; on eBay.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t make me show you the other <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">monstosities<\/span> pieces that Sea and Mom have &#8220;<em>obtained<\/em>&#8221; by the same designer. They are all gigantic and garish: a squid, a baboon, and a bunch of other stuff you would gladly pass up at a yard sale. A quick look at the designer&#8217;s website reveals that these items go for $500 and up.<\/p>\n<p>Would you like to leave Sea a comment? Me first:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dear Sea, You and Mom need to stop this compulsive &#8220;curating&#8221; of shoes and accessories.&nbsp;\u00a0 Could you at least not brag about it while I&#8217;m trying to watch people die in Haiti? I think you have lost your way. Bigger isn&#8217;t better, it&#8217;s just bigger. Meanwhile, here are some other words you might like &#8211; <em>procure, appropriate, harvest, reap, <\/em>and<em> attain<\/em>.<\/strong> <strong>Love, SW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh god, it&#8217;s a dirty job but someone&#8217;s got to do it. Here is Sea, modeling one of the hideous new pieces of jewelry that she and Mom have recently &#8220;acquired.&#8221; Funnily enough, Sea wears the giant monstrosity with an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/comments-for-jane-1212010\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2,6],"tags":[644,740,257],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-11v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3937"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}